What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

A: Bison!

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

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Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.