What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

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How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.