Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.
Bye, son."
A: A car thief who can't drive!
He ate his tacho.
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.