What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Hemogoblin Jokes More Hemogoblin Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin