What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.