Goblin Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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Carrion.

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

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How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK