What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.