Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.