What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

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Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder