What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.