What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.