What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.