What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO