What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)