What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.