How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed