How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.