What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Sniper Rifle Jokes More Sniper Rifle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.