What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Sniper Rifle Jokes More Sniper Rifle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.