What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.