What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.