What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!