What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Giraffic Jam Jokes More Giraffic Jam Jokes

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.