Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

Vinegar Truck Jokes More Vinegar Truck Jokes

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Giraffic Jam Jokes More Giraffic Jam Jokes

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

Water Truck Jokes More Water Truck Jokes

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heal Jokes More Heal Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.