Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who will carry on the ancient family curse?

they say.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Water Truck Jokes More Water Truck Jokes

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.