Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

Hydrogen Atom Jokes More Hydrogen Atom Jokes

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.