What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Previous Random Joke Next

Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Sniffle Jokes More Sniffle Jokes

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!