What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.