What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Qi Jokes More Qi Jokes

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.