What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree! :P

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Qi Jokes More Qi Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.