Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

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What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.