Because he was barefooted!!!
Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!
By Sea-Section.
Ask them to get out of the pool.
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
Free Willy
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
Loafers.
Reebark
His brother holding the VCR.
What's that noise?
They take the Psycho path.
Valhalla.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
How I bought your mother