Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother