Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What are a NEET's favorite type of shoes?

REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.