Because he was barefooted!!!
A brothel sprout
Camenbert
Because baggers can't be choosers,
What would Scooby doo
They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.
Because Chernobyl fall off.
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
Pure-eh
Because black tires makes your car run faster
Ewoks
A natural log.
Well, that's the edamame.
Because his mother was in a jam.
