Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.