Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!