Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Have you heard of stray chickens
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
Because they keep stepping on the string.
It'd be a waste of time.
Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."
A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
My zipper
My zipper.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
