What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.