What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.