What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

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What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.