What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know