What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

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Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.