Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.