Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!