Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.