Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

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What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.