Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan