What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

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What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.