What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

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What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.