Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede