Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

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What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

Why do white girl groups only walk together in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"