Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.