Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is there no Windows 9 ?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.