What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you get when you cross Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond?

Spastics!

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin