What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin