What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.