What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!