What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.