What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.