What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.