What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.