What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What do you call a white Arab prince?

A milk sheikh

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Ole Jokes More Ole Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole