What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?

Because they can sheik it.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

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Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'