It was time to split.
because it did.
To get the meme on the other side.
Because he got hit by a car.
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
As Many Times As It Wants!
In a handicapped spot.
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
The banana gets in the way. Banana split
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
Because they're no laughing matter.