It was time to split.
removed
They ran out of juice!
It wanted to get to the other site !
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)
Shedding season
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
With a pair of Caesars...
Split the bill.
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
They both make up everything!