Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

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She wiped her arse.

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.