Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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What is Medusa's favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola.

What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.