Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt