What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

three, but they're really one

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!