What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Very tired feet.

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I'll be back in a jiffy

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DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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