Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp