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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Throw in your laundry.
Laundry.
Because red shirts die easily.
Gym.Tan.Laundry.
Throw in the laundry.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Answer in comments.
His shirts get all winkly.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Add your laundry.
You throw in some laundry and detergent.
The Laundry
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.
Lindt choclate.
Throw in a load of laundry.
Their Linens
Throw your laundry in.
They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.
On a clothes lion.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
Non-existent
He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!
Throw in your laundry!
Disoriented.
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
Stew
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Russell
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
Because 12 13 14!
Jiu-Jitsu
Same reason children don't attack their parents...
They both left bodies in four states.
Ohio