Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.