Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.