Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."