What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Star Spangled Banner Jokes More Star Spangled Banner Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!