What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Star Spangled Banner Jokes More Star Spangled Banner Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.