What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad