Because it's made out of vibranium.
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Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
A Star-Spangled Banner.
He goes to the Evans
Trapped Under Ice.
Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....
You weren't there man
Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**
A star-spangled banner
The brides are already dressed in white.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
A fried Chicken leg
Because there is no driver up there.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
The eyes, cause they di-late.
My zipper.
Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
My zipper
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
To fry the chicken.
