Hulk Jokes

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude