Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman?

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

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What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world?

The Colossus of Scrotes.