Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.