Mac Os X Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !