Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.