Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.