What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Leave Hand Jokes More Leave Hand Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...