What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!